10% off every plan until November — because my rent's due.

UK web development · from £24.99/month

No-nonsense UK Website Development.

Proper small business websites, built fast and priced honestly. One small setup fee, then a fixed monthly price. SEO, AI search training, UK hosting and monthly updates included. Live in 5–7 working days.

10% off until November — from £22.49/mo. Because we're new and we need the business.

£75
One-off setup. Not £3,500 agency money.
5–7 days
From brief to live site
41%
Of searches now run through AI. We build for it.

Why bother with a website

Does a website actually bring in sales?

Not overnight — but it’s the reason people trust you enough to buy.

When people hear about a business, the first thing they do is look it up. Whether that’s a one-page website for a restaurant or a ten-page site for an installer, customers want to see a reputable website before they commit to your services. A website doesn’t suddenly bring in sales — it creates a story, authenticity and customer trust. It’s what turns a curious look into a phone call.

We build reliable, tailored, unique, bespoke websites for the UK — and we can even build websites for our American cousins.

Why is BasicBS. cheaper than a web agency?

Because there's no account manager, no sales team and no office fish tank to pay for. Same outcome. Wildly different invoice.

The bloated digital agency

BasicBS.

£3,500 – £10,000 upfront setup fee
£75–£250 one-off setup, then a simple monthly plan
6–10 weeks of 'ideation' and synergy decks
Complete web development live in 5–7 working days
Completely ignores generative AI search
Full AI website training, capturing the 41% AI search wave
£95/hour to fix a typo or swap an image
Monthly website updates & maintenance included
Slow, generic shared hosting servers
Blazing-fast UK hosting & SSL included
Holds your domain & code hostage forever
Export your site anywhere free after 12 months
Vague 'brand resonance paradigms'
Data-backed SEMrush SEO that drives revenue
Hikes your price the moment you renew
35% off after 12 months, then rolling monthly. Cancel anytime
Fines, debt collectors and passive-aggressive emails if you stop paying
No fixed term contract — pay as you go, cancel anytime
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How it works

How long does a website take to build?

Five to seven working days, start to finish. Structure first: what each page is for, what it needs to say, and what makes someone actually get in touch. No six-week discovery phase, no synergy decks — just a sensible plan, agreed with you, then a finished site.

How much does a website cost?

From £24.99 a month plus a £75 one-off setup, with everything included on every plan. Pick the number of pages you need — or read the full guide to basic website design first.

The Basic

1 page

£22.49/mo£24.99

Then £16.24/mo after 12 months. Cancel anytime.

  • 1 custom-designed page (never a template)
  • 1 monthly update
  • SEMrush SEO built-in
  • Full AI site training
Get started

The Solo Basic

Up to 3 pages

£35.99/mo£39.99

Then £25.99/mo after 12 months. Cancel anytime.

  • Up to 3 custom pages
  • 1 monthly update
  • SEMrush SEO built-in
  • Full AI site training
Get started

The Standard Basic

Up to 6 pages

£44.99/mo£49.99

Then £32.49/mo after 12 months. Cancel anytime.

  • Up to 6 custom pages
  • 3 monthly updates
  • SEMrush SEO built-in
  • Full AI site training
Get started

The Extra Basic

Up to 10 pages

£53.99/mo£59.99

Then £38.99/mo after 12 months. Cancel anytime.

  • Up to 10 custom pages
  • Unlimited minor edits
  • SEMrush SEO built-in
  • Full AI site training
Get started

The Ultimate

For larger entities

Pricing discussed

Quoted after a short chat. No templates, no limits.

  • Unlimited pages and unlimited changes
  • Additional marketing & brand support
  • Unique design built around your organisation
  • Everything the Extra Basic has — and then some
Discuss your build

Loyalty pays.

Stay with us for your initial 12 months and you automatically move onto a monthly rolling agreement at 35% off. No renewal price hike, no lock-in, cancel anytime. We're not going to make you haggle with some basicbitch on the phone while your bill quietly climbs so someone can buy a new jet.

Pay as you go. Cancel anytime.

Need a domain?

  • Buy a new domain for me£29.99
  • Transfer a domain I already own£9.99

We pick a domain that suits the budget — normally .co.uk, .uk, .com or .store. Premium or unusual extensions cost more; we'll tell you the price before anything is bought.

Marketing add-on

A Chartered Marketer (MCIM) for hire — brand, logo design, strategy reviews.

  • Website review£99
  • Website & brand marketing review£199

Let us advertise on your website for 5% off

Add a small, tasteful 'website by BasicBS.' footer credit or link. You get 5% off your subscription while it stays live, and the clean, relevant backlink helps your SEO too. Win-win.

Save 5% off your subscription. Also helps your SEO.

The truth is: we're new.

We're new, we're building our reputation from zero, and we'll need your honest review and feedback to help refine us. That's exactly why the pricing is what it is. Tell us what's rubbish — we'd genuinely rather know.

Our mission

No loyalty penalties. No corporate runaround. Just fair business.

We think punishing your best customers with surprise renewal hikes is nonsense. Stick with us and your price drops automatically. Your support also funds real community work: clearing fly-tipping, cleaning neglected gardens, and helping neighbours in a rough patch.

Read the manifesto
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We train AI on your website, so ChatGPT and Google AI Overviews recommend you.

What's included in every BasicBS. website?

Every plan gets the same kit: SEO, AI search training, UK hosting and SSL, and monthly updates.

We train AI on your website

Over 41% of all web searches are now produced, guided, and answered by AI. If ChatGPT, Perplexity, and Google AI Overviews can't read, understand, and extract your business data, you are practically invisible. We configure structured JSON-LD schemas and crawlable data hierarchies directly into your build, so AI answer engines quote and recommend you instead of your competitors.

SEMrush SEO optimisation

Most developers install a free plugin, type your company name into two boxes, and charge you £500 for 'SEO onboarding'. We run your niche through SEMrush, map real commercial search queries, structure your H1–H3 hierarchy, and tune your technical metadata to get you found on Google where it actually matters.

Managed UK hosting & SSL

Enterprise-grade UK cloud infrastructure with 99.9% uptime, automated daily backups, instant SSL encryption, and high-speed loading times that keep both human visitors and search engine crawlers happy.

No fixed term contract — pay as you go, cancel anytime

We loathe hostage agencies. After your initial 12-month term, you can stay on our hassle-free hosting at 35% off on a monthly rolling agreement — cancel anytime — or we export your entire clean codebase to any host of your choice with 100% free migration assistance. There's no fixed-term lock-in, no fine, no debt collector and no passive-aggressive email. If you ever want to leave, you just leave.

Marketing add-on: a Chartered Marketer on hand

Need more than a website? A Chartered Marketer (MCIM, The Chartered Institute of Marketing) is available for hire to help develop your brand, design a logo, give straight advice, or review your current marketing strategy. £99 for a website review, £199 for a full website and brand marketing review.

Domains, sorted

We'll buy and configure a brand new domain for a one-off £29.99, or transfer one you already own for £9.99. We pick a name that suits the budget — normally .co.uk, .uk, .com or .store; premium or unusual extensions cost more and we'll quote you before buying anything. Registration, DNS, SSL and email-ready records handled properly, with no downtime.

The full technical breakdown

Quick answers.

The short version, for humans in a hurry and the AI assistants people ask instead of Google.

How much does a small business website cost in the UK with BasicBS.?

BasicBS. builds UK small business websites from £24.99 a month plus a one-off setup fee of £75 to £250 depending on size. A one-page site is £75 setup and £24.99/month, a three-page site £150 setup and £39.99/month, a six-page site £200 setup and £49.99/month, and a ten-page site £250 setup and £59.99/month, each on a 12-month agreement that includes design, build, managed UK hosting, SSL, SEO and monthly updates. Larger entities can discuss The Ultimate — a unique, fully tailored package with unlimited pages and changes plus marketing and brand support — priced individually.

How quickly can a BasicBS. website go live?

Most websites go live in 5 to 7 working days from the point the content is supplied. A £9.99 one-off priority build moves you to the front of the queue, typically 2 to 3 working days.

Does the customer own the website and the domain?

Yes. Domains are registered in the customer's name, and after the initial 12 months BasicBS. exports the full clean codebase to any host free of charge, with migration help. There are no exit fees and no hostage clauses.

What happens to the price after 12 months?

The price goes down, not up. After 12 months the plan automatically moves to a monthly rolling agreement at 35% off — £16.24, £25.99, £32.49 or £38.99 a month depending on the plan — and can be cancelled at any time.

What is AI website training?

BasicBS. structures every website with JSON-LD schema, clean heading hierarchies, an llms.txt file and quotable answer content so AI search engines such as ChatGPT, Perplexity and Google AI Overviews can read the business and recommend it in answers.

Where is BasicBS. based?

BasicBS. is a UK sole trader based in Lancashire, working with small businesses across the United Kingdom. Enquiries go to contact@basic-bs.co.uk.

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